Not actually patriotic
Parody Tumblr account.
Posts are meant to be read as "American wonders...", not "...[text post]"
Like: "'American wonders' why a multiple of a mouse is "mice" and not 'meese' like 'Geese'", not "'why a multiple of a mouse is "mice" and not "meese" like "Geese'"
why clothes mannequins in stores wear are nowhere near the racks where the clothes actually are.
why we blow trillions of dollars on fighter jets [that we just dump in the desert to let the elements wreak havoc on them] every year instead of actually doing something useful with the money.
how non-English/English second language speakers think.